Linus: "We are going to Starbucks this time. Okay mommy? My tummy says 'I need Starbucks.' " (struggling with my recent decision to go to Starbucks less frequently)
Linus: (to his loveys)" I missed you loveys. I will keep you ever ever."
Me: "What do you want to do today?"
Linus: "Hmmm. Let me see. I have lots of options."
Linus: "Is there a door?" (wanting to know how babies get pushed out)
Linus: "I'm gonna sing a song. It's my favorite. 'This is how I found a snake. I'm going to hit it. Mommy says NO! You will go to time out.' "
Repeat with new verses: found a bee. it will sting you all day. Found a bear. It will bite you...
Linus: "I'm going to go to sleep in your mouth and touch your teeth."
Me: "I'd rather you didn't."
Linus: "How do little boys get inside your mouth and get out?"
Me: "They don't go in my mouth. They taste yucky."
Linus: "You need to spit little boys out or you will get in big trouble with the police."
Me: "Um yes. This is true."
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