Linus: It's a penguin! (commenting on the stick figure I drew)
Me: It's not a penguin. It's a man.
Linus: It walks like a penguin.
Linus: I have pick ups. (hiccups)
Linus: (to me) I'm going to cut you up and sew you and turn you into jammies. And then I will wear you tonight.
Linus: (very upset) Eileen is playing rough with me.
Linus: I'm a bad guy who vacuums all the floors!
Random Parent at REI treehouse: Which one is yours? (referring to all the children)
Me: Mine's Batman over there (Linus is wearing a Batman shirt).
Linus: (sadly) I'm not Batman. I'm Spiderman.
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