From the Mouths of Babes in January

Two girls were fighting over a toy at preschool and Linus decided to intervene.
Linus: Hey! We share at preschool. You need to listen to each other.

Linus (to mommy):  I'm going to eat you with cornbread and beans and it will be very satisfying.

Linus:  I'm Peter Parker.  People don't know who I am.  They don't know my secret.  At night I become Spiderman.

While sliding around on the floor at gymnastics
Linus: I'm a python.
Coach: Linus, look can you put yours arms up like this?
Linus: I'm a python.  I don't have arms.