Linus: I'm going to put this food on my spoon, but I'm not going to eat it. It's just for decoration.
Me: Linus, don't pick your boogers.
Linus: Well don't look at me.
Eileen: 1-2-2 Timeout!
Linus composed a knock knock joke of his own and thinks it's hilarious.
Knock-knock.
Who's There?
Jimmy Olsen.
Jimmy Olsen who?
Crack-er (spoken in a slightly evil, menacing voice)
Eileen: Knock knock. Jimmy Olsen. Crack-er.
Linus: (on the way to a hike) Excuse me Mommy, but any tantums we leave. Sometimes my body gives me tantrums. Not little tantrums but big tantrums we leave. Those are my deals.
Eileen: Batman. Batman. Da na na na na na na na na na na Batman. Batman.
Sounds like you'd better separate those 2! They feed off of each other. I love it!
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