Eileen: Ninjas took my dinosaurs. I want them back.
Eileen: Ew. Yuck. Mustaches.
Eileen: (to the Thai food delivery guy) Do you have my sleeping bag? I want a haircut.
Eileen: I be ninja fish (long pause) in the ocean.
Me: Oh no it's raining.
Linus: No. It's sunny and rainy. It's perfect rainbow weather.
Linus: (while crying in timeout) Daddies are not fun for kids.
Eileen: dum dum da dee dee. dum dum da dee dee (Eileen's version of the Darth Vader theme)
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