Me: Do you want to take a bath?
Eileen: (very concerned) I don't want to go down the drain.
**Eileen has seemingly gone overnight from loving/demanding baths to crying/avoidance. Once in tub, she stands on tip toes as far away from the drain as possible, crying. She does not have an aversion to pools.
Me: Oh hey, it looks like we've got a little time. Do you want to go to a coffee shop?
Eileen: I want to get more pedicures.
Linus: This is my song about reptiles. It is very long. It will be over when I'm dead.
Linus: Aunt Sally I have a Star Wars guy that ruins movies. (pause) What's his name?
Me: Jar Jar Binks.
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