From the Mouths of Babes in July

Eileen:  I love that movie.  I watched it all the time in college.

Linus:  Hey Eileen, do you want to go downstairs with me?  It's cool down there.
Eileen: No.
Linus:  Oh, so you don't want to be cool?

Out in public Eileen kicks off her shoes and keeps lifting up her shirt over her face.
Me: Eileen, no shoes, no shirt, no service.
Eileen:  I want service! I want service!

Linus:  Now will you put gel in my hair?
Me:  Just wait a moment.  We aren't leaving for a half hour.
Linus:  I'm just getting prepared.  It's like the last meal before the execution.

Eileen:  I not Wummer Woman.  (Translation:  I not Wonder Woman.)

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