Linus: You ass-cally rabbit.
While at the nail salon...
Eileen: I want dragon nails. (chooses a deep blood red/purple)
Nail Tech: Oh, that's an old person color. (offers hot pink)
Eileen: No. Dragon Nails. My nails will breathe fire and roar.
Eileen: I'm going to be a princess for Halloween and Daddy you're going to be a big daddy princess.
Linus: Why do I have to do this!?! It's not even on my honey-do list!
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