Linus: No it's not. It's only 7:45.
Me: Linus, it's been daylight savings for months now. You need to get over it.
Linus: I can't. It's impossible.
Eileen: It's okay Mama. You don't have to be scared of clowns now. They're silly.
Linus was riding Eileen's bike because it was easier to ride than his. An older boy rode by so Linus jumped off and tried to save face...
Linus: Pink is such a stupid color. I hate girl bikes. Girl bikes are so lame.
Eileen: I'm beginning to realize...
Linus: Eileen you're not being a light for others!
Eileen: Lets start making my birthday list. You will need to get a pink crayon and a roll of toilet paper.
Me: Toilet paper?
Eileen: My list is going to be very long.
Me: Winnie the Pooh
Robin: giggle giggle giggle
Me: Winnie the Pooh
Robin: giggle giggle giggle
I get the sense he thinks I'm talking about poop.
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| She wanted a pink mask. She added wings so she could fly. |
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