Tuesday, August 25, 2015

From the Mouths of Babes in August

Linus:  I love reading.  It's one of my favorite sports.

Aunt Beth:  Do you want to take a bath?
Eileen: I don't like baths.  They make me feel bad about my mom and dad.

Eileen:  I don't want red hair.  It's just for mermaids named Ariel.

Eileen:  When it's a sunny day can we get a monster truck and go for an adventure?

Eileen:  My body is NEVER going to touch those pants! (She is very feminine and insists on dresses and skirts. How ironic given that at her age I literally ripped a dress from my body.)

Robin:  Oh books!  (Said whenever we drive near Third Place Books Commons where both the library and a bookstore are located.  It's always disappointing when we go to the grocery store instead.)

If you can't find Robin these days, there is a good chance he is hiding behind the blueberry bushes and eating all the unripe berries. He also likes to steal the badminton racquet and shuttlecock.

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