From the Mouths of Babes in September

Eileen:  I don't want Robin to grow up cause then I won't have his cute baby face to look at anymore.

Eileen:  Mama what were you eating under there?
Me:  Under where?
Eileen:  giggle giggle giggle
Me:  Wait.  Did you just make me say underwear?
Eileen: giggle giggle giggle

Eileen:  If you keep that mustache, you'll be a new kind of daddy.

When Dave was a new kind of daddy....

Me:  Eileen, why is there dirt in your hair?
Eileen:  Oh Robin and I were playing in the wishing garden.

Eileen:  I don't like those new brown boots.  They look dirty because everyone said to drop them on the ground in the 1970s.