Me: Why do you say that?
Eileen: I forgot to remind you to take medicine for your headache and grumpy mommy gives kids Happy Meals.
Eileen: Why did you have babies Daddy? Is it because Mommy didn't want to be alone with you?
Me: Hey, NPR used Peeps to calculate the speed of light.
Linus: Okay. Even NPR knows how amazing Peeps are.
Me: Go to your room!
Eileen: Fine! But I won't like it.
Robin: Take my nipples off.
Oh, you know. Just chillin' in a shopping basket.
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