Mouths of Babes in December

Eileen:  I know how Santa got his job.  Before he did all his other jobs, he was a mailman.  Then he became a zookeeper and one day the reindeer followed him home.  That's how he became Santa.

Robin: (brings in stool and stands on it) Mama I am getting big. I will be so big I will have to be outside.

Robin: Mama I don't need you to scare me.  (I was trying to vacuum)

Robin:  Mama I saw a castle!
Me: That was a church, Blessed Sacrament.
Robin: It was a castle.

All the hot water in the house disappeared.  Sleuthing determined that someone turned off the hot water heater.  The culprit finally revealed the truth and their rationale.....

Robin: "You drink cold water.  You bathe cold water."

Robin was very grumpy.  Linus begged Robin to let him read to him and
compiled on the Elephant and Piggie in the house.