From the Mouths of Babes in January

I made the grievous error of buttering Eileen's toast, not realizing she wanted to do it herself.  Eileen crossed her arms, collapsed, and sadly stated the following.

Eileen:  I guess you just don't understand me.

Eileen and Robin are taking a bath.  Dave pours water over Robin's head to wash out shampoo and Robin giggles.

Eileen: Robin is gaying.
Dave:  Why what?
Eileen: Like his robin song, "showers always make you gay."  Robin is gaying.

Linus: Robin say, "Oh my God."  Mom I'm not trying to get Robin to swear.  I'm trying to teach him the Act of Contrition.

While playing "I spy" with Grandma

Robin: I spy with my little eye something that starts with I.
Grandma:  I don't see anything that starts with I.
Robin:  I love you.

Grandma:  What letters are in "NO?"
Robin: N and O.  Attached there are no letters.  giggle giggle giggle