From the Mouths of Babes in April

Me:  Why can't I put your hair up?
Eileen: I need it down so I can test the wind.

After I mistakenly believed Linus was responsible for something
Linus:  You know, one of God's laws is to not falsely accuse.

Grandma is out with Robin at an indoor play area.  She asks if he wants to stay a little longer or go home.  Robin chose to go home and she asked why.
Robin: I looked at the clock in the room and it said it was almost naptime.

Lamenting the problems with Pokemon ownership
Eileen: I don't speak Jigglypuff.

Linus was mad that I was making him go to mass.  He was also annoyed that I would not buy him a top of the line harmonica.  He drew this at mass.

You will notice in the picture that Linus is ignoring me, playing a harmonica, and busking for spare change at the bus stop.