From the Mouths of Babes in May

(While Metallica's Enter Sandman was playing on the i-pod)
Linus: "What's Neverland?"
Me: "Uh, it's where Peter Pan lives.  The man in the song wants to go live with the lost boys."

Linus: "I'm going to eat you up in my whale tummy Mommy."
Me: "Oh no! How will I get out?"
Linus: "Through my mouth."

(While sitting on my lap)
Linus: Ow! You hurted me a little bit Mommy.  I get off."  (Linus' response to my legs 3 days post-shave)

Linus: "I'm a butterfly.  I'm gonna land on you!"

Linus:  "Captain Hook not need some help."  (protesting my helping him into his carseat)

Linus: "I love you Mommy Bird (or dinosaur, or crocodile)."  (followed by snuggling)

Linus: "I potty trained.  You're welcome."