Linus: Excuse me Mommy. I don't like the paint on our car.
Me: What color do you think it should be?
Linus: Red with lots of color. We'll call it the swagger wagon rainbow truck.
(farts in bathtub)
Linus: It's a message from mars!
Linus: You know how you get rid of a cold? Coughing. But you can get rid of the pickups (hiccups) by taking a bath or eating a pineapple.
Linus: When I die on the cross again I'm not gonna wear my socks or pants or my shirt. I'm just going to wear my underwear.
Eileen: a-b-c-d-h-i-j-k-p-q-r-v-y-z now I ABC next time sing me
(Linus picks at his food)
Me: Believe it or not, I only make you yummy food.
Linus: (sings) Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not, it's Linus!
Yes, that's correct. My 3.5 year old knows all the words to the Greatest American Hero theme song.
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