From the Mouths of Babes in January

Dave:  Do you want to read a book?
Eileen: (whines) Reading books is awkward!

Eileen:  I knew you were going to say that!  Did I blow your mind?

Eileen:  You got a treat and I got a treat.  We both got treats.  Yay us!

Robin:  Mama no go teach.  (sound of mama's heart breaking into 1,000 pieces)

Me:  You need to use a pencil on your homework.
Eileen:  If I don't use crayon no one will see my lovely letters!!! (collapses on floor in puddle)

Linus:  I'm really mad at you right now.  I'm going to think a really bad word word right now.  I'm going to do it.  I'm starting to think it....

 They were playing nicely together.  It involved a rental car company.